who are you wearing them for?
WE PROTECT THOSE THAT CANNOT PROTECT THEMSELVES
by ME SHOUTING FROM THE ROOFTOPS AFTER THAT WASTE OF A SCENE WHERE HE COULDA HONORED ALLISON (via holadnroden)

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist
scottdipstick:

put this on my grave
rememberthecurls:

iconic

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out
thehelbig:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING